Here's Your Haunting Timeline:
We entrust your eerie epistles to the shadowy hands of USPS (and their spectral couriers). Your first letter will be whispered into the postal void within 3 business days of ordering. Subsequent chapters of terror follow the mailing schedule of the first and third Friday of each month.
Once mailed, allow:
Due to postal times it can take 2 to 3 weeks for letters to creep across the U.S.Our ghouls get it out the door ASAP but you know how Uncle Sam can be with mail...
Rest assured: Every order begins with Letter #1 freshly haunted and ready to ship. No victim...er, recipient, gets left behind.
Lost In The Shadows?
If a letter vanishes into the postal abyss (rare, but occasionally intercepted by rogue ghouls), notify us as soon as possible and give us the letter number if you know it. We’ll unleash a replacement curse, free of charge, via a whispered incantation to USPS.
How to summon help:
- Email [email protected] with “LOST SOUL” in the subject line.
- Include the recipient’s name, the letter number, and a cryptic ritual (okay, just a description of the issue).
Beware: The original letter may still arrive later… perhaps with extra unsettling energy. Postal gremlins work in mysterious ways.
A Warning, Mortal:
Tracking fees? We banish them to keep your subscription cursed-ly
affordable. Every penny saved is another whisper in the dark, our resources go
toward terror, not tracking numbers. (Blame the post… or thank them.) 
I Haven't Received My Letter, When Will It Be Mailed?
Our summoning schedule is bound to two ritual deadlines:
- Orders placed before the 15th slip into the second mailing of the month.
- Orders after the 15th join the first mailing of the following month.
Why? Postal gremlins demand time to properly "misplace" your letter for maximum dread.
My Letter Vanished, What Now?
If your horror is lost to the void (blame rogue specters or overzealous mailboxes), contact us:
- After 2 weeks, notify us of the missing post
Email [email protected] with “LOST SOUL” in the subject. Include the victim’s name, your letter number, and a blood oath (okay, just details). We’ll re-craft your curse, free of charge.
Warning: The original letter may still arrive… changed.
I Typed The Wrong Address, Can You Fix It?
Email [email protected] before the next mailing’s ritual (1st or 15th). We’ll update it, unless the postal ghouls have already claimed it. In that case, we will send a new curse to the updated postal address.
Pro Tip: Set up mail forwarding. Once a curse is mailed, even we can’t fully recall it.
I Accidentally Cursed Myself Instead Of My Friend!
A classic blunder. Email us immediately: We’ll redirect the horror to your intended victim. If they haven't received your "gift," we’ll bury a fresh nightmare in their mailbox... free. Note: Your home is now marked. Sleep with one eye open.
Dread Post Policy:
- No tracking numbers (they spoil the mystery—and feed our budget to darker arts).
- No refunds for addresses claimed by the void (but we’ll resend it at no extra charge until the dread sticks).
Stay terrified,
The Dread Post Gremlins